A Beginner’s Guide
Disclaimer: These are all tricks and techniques Sonja and I developed while driving in New Zealand. They worked for us, but none of the comments here should take the place of your own common sense, and we do not vouch for the correctness of the information contained herein. You should familiarize yourself with the traffic laws and customs of any country you will be spending time in.
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We’ve been on-and-off planes and in airports for the last 24 hours. Sleep has been more of a goal than an accomplishment. Stepping off the plane in New Zealand (6 AM Local Time, Personal Time…anybody’s guess), our first stop is the rental car agency. Half-an-hour later, we’re on the road. The wrong side of the road. The learning begins.
This short guide to driving in mirror-lands is written from the point of view of righties learning to drive lefty, but the principles should also apply to those coming the other direction. Just flip directions, where appropriate.
The Buddy System
Most of these tips can be practiced alone, but it really helps to have another person in the car to help with sanity checks. But know this: as nerve-wracking as it can sometimes be driving in mirror-lands, the toughest job by far is being the passenger.
Inside the Car
We were very clever (we thought), and rented the same make of car that we drive at home to help ease the transition. This was a mistake. Instead of things feeling obviously wrong, and thus easy to remember, things were subtly wrong, and generally plagued us the entire trip. Left turns were consistently signaled by turning on the windshield wipers.
We felt bad about that, until we noticed the behavior in other cars, at which point it helped foster a sense of community. We were a band of clean-screened brothers, driving dangerously close to the curb. To avoid embarrassment, always try to drive in the rain.
The first thing to realize is that you have a lot more car on your left than you are used to, and far less car on the right. The practical effect of this is that you tend to give wide berth to the center-line, and hug the curb/ditch/400 foot drop-to-certain-death.
Which brings us to the first use of the buddy system. The passenger can help with this, with panicked shouts of “Too close! Too close!”
There are two less tortuous ways to help monitor the curb-side situation:
- Tilt the passenger-side rear-view mirror down enough to see the curb.
- Buy one of those little convex stick-on objects-may-be-larger-than-they-appear mirrors.
The stick-on mirrors shouldn’t be a problem in New Zealand, where the main concern of the rental car companies was that both halves of the car be returned intact.
Ahh, yes. Mirrors. Years of ingrained mirror-checking reflexes are for naught. All the mirrors are in the wrong place. So develop a little OCD and check left-middle-right whenever you do…almost anything.
IMPORTANT: All your reflexes are working against you. Driving is now a deliberate act. Forget this at your peril.
Early on in the learning curve, try to find a low-traffic highway with rumble strips on the median and reflectors embedded down the centerline. Wait until you are clear of other traffic, then within your lane, drift slowly left and right, and listen for the audio-tactile feedback that will tell you when your tires are hitting left and right boundaries.
There is a difference between drifting and weaving. This is left as an exercise for the reader.
You need to relearn your car’s bounding box. A few repetitions of this will help calibrate your sense of where the extents of your car lie.
The Buddy System: Perils of Passengering
As the passenger, you will be in constant fear for your life. This is normal.
Remember, short descriptive warnings are more effective than shouts of panic, no matter how heartfelt they may be:
- Too close! (Usually in relation to curb/ditch/400-foot drop to certain death)
- Slow down! (Usually in relation to the suddenly revealed switchback curve around the 400-foot drop to certain death)
- Wrong lane! (Usually in relation to the lane you are in, which is wrong)
- Giant Concrete Hedgehog! (Nothing more to say here)
As the passenger, you should take on the job of navigator, and act as a safety check for the driver. This is an active partnership.
Develop a habit of verbal confirmation. The driver should identify upcoming maneuvers, including their non-intuitive component:
- I’m taking a tight left
- I’m taking a wide right
- Roundabout ahead. I’m going to look and yield right, then go left.
The passenger then confirms, or shouts “No, no, no!” in a loud, steady voice.
The passenger can also identify upcoming maneuvers, depending on the relationship’s power dynamics.
Frequently, this kind of mirror-land driving happens as an element of a vacation. As such, there will likely be time in the schedule for spontaneous events and roadside attractions ranging from fresh strawberries, to restrooms, to a 30-foot high concrete hedgehog (with restrooms).
This is all good fun, but remember that the driver’s reaction times are probably not as swift as they would be on a familiar (side of the) road. Give plenty of lead-time for these callouts, and don’t be afraid to go past the Hedgehog and turn around a half-mile down the road to circle back. The Hedgehog will wait. That’s what he does.
Finally, you will reach your destination, if all has gone well. If the handbrake is mounted on the center column, the passenger will frequently set the hand brake by habit. This is funny, if you are parked at the time.
Some More Rules of Thumb
When in doubt, the visitor yields.
After a couple of days, you’ll start to get comfortable and relaxed on the road. Knock it off! You have a lifetime of habits and reflexes just waiting to betray you.
I shouldn’t have to say this, but there’s one in every crowd. No drinking and driving. I have enough to keep track of without having to look out for your drunken ass.
Pedestrian advice: Look both ways before crossing the street; otherwise you’re probably looking the wrong way. Good advice all the time, really. I forget who said, “You can be killed just as easily be a car going the wrong way down a one way street as by one going the right way.”
New Zealand Specific Tips
There are very few stop signs in New Zealand. Intersections are frequently marked with “Give Way” signs. These are strong yield signs, like Yield, no kidding!
New Zealand is full of beautiful scenery, connected largely by two-lane highways, with occasional passing lanes. When you edge over to let someone pass you on the right (remember, that’s the normal side for passing), they may honk as they go by.
Take a deep breath, smile and wave. They are using the horn to say “Thanks!”
Unimaginable, but true! New Zealanders use the horn to convey a variety of friendly messages, from “Thanks for letting me pass,” to “Buddy, you’re driving on the wrong side, just thought you should know!”