My wife informs me that “Rocket Launcher” is masculine, and hence “Ceci n’est pas un Rocket Launcher,” rather than “Ceci n’est pas une Rocket Launcher.” How she knows this is a mystery to me.

The good news is that you can purchase the grammatically correct version on a variety of mugs at the Chrome Cow Consumerama.

I revamped the store last weekend, and plum forgot to mention it, so here it goes:

Chrome Cow Consumerama. Your one-stop shop for Chrome Cow and Design a Day swag.

I’ll be bringing some Chrome Cow and Design a Day buttons to GDC, so hit me up for a freebie.

Now go! Consume! Buying stuff makes you a better person, just ask anyone.